The Princess and the Pea
Bess lays on their stomach, facing away from the camera. Knees bent, showing bare legs, feet adorned with stilettos. They are wearing a burgundy body suit, hair swept over their shoulder.
Hi there my lovely friend,
I’m writing to you today from one of my favorite places on the planet: My bed. Back when I was just doing pleasure coaching (aka masturbating all day), I saved up to buy myself the bed of my dreams. I did some of my best work in bed and wanted a space that reflected how erotically alive I felt inside. I dreamed of high thread count sheets, perfectly plump pillows and of course, a mattress that pleased my sensitive Princess-and-the-Pea body. If you’re not familiar with this classic Hans Christian Andersen fairy tale, click to listen to it here.
After much research and deliberation, I settled on an organic mattress with great reviews. It seemed perfect at first, but after 6 months, I was in pain. These curvy hips require the perfect balance of softness and support. Thank goodness for a 365 day return policy! I was like “ok, clearly, I need an even fancier mattress!” I bought an even fancier mattress and have been in love with my bed ever since.
One of my top motivating factors for being an entrepreneur was to set my own schedule. Waking up early sucks the life from me and I was slightly miserable until I was in my early 30s because of having to use an alarm clock every day. Some of us just weren’t meant for this harsh time of day that early birds thought everyone else should have to endure. I dreamed from the time I was a small human of one day, waking up at my leisure and spending the day with my dog. My heart yearned for it!
I’m proud of the life I’ve created. One that prioritizes my well-being and need to snooze at least 9 hours per night. I love my smooth, breathable sheets. I love my oversized muslin blanket that holds me perfectly. I love my sheepy blanket from Costco that keeps me warm. I love that I’ve tried at least 50 types of pillows to find my current lover pillow. I love my Japanese bed frame that is completely silent and beautifully constructed. I love bringing lovers to my bed and they’re like “Wow, I’m going to take a nap!” Just kidding — This bed has seen a lot of action.
No dogs are permitted in here, though I can’t control the cat. He burrows under the blankets and spends hours quietly snoring. Though I don’t nap so much anymore, I do still love when the mood strikes me and I get to draw the curtains.
Can you guess how I like to sleep?
In pajamas
Nude
In pajamas that match my dog’s pajamas
One of us is getting very sleepy . . . yawn! I’ll catch you on the flip side.
Yours in Pleasure,
Bess
